Happy Birthday Richard!!

Today (well technically tomorrow, but I won't have time to do this tomorrow) is my sister's birthday. Yup, "Richard," as I affectionately nicknamed her because of the movie Tommy Boy, is turning 20. Wow. That makes me feel hella old. I can still remember when I was bigger than her and could pick on her with ease. It's been about 8-9 years since she sprouted and made me the everlasting family midget. Although I can no longer pick on her with ease, I still make every effort to annoy the crap out of her just like she does to me. What's a big sister for?

Yes, Richard who farts in front of her boyfriend and leaves cat barf on the floor for days is no longer a teenager. I'm not gonna lie, I was always jealous that she got the height, blue eyes, blond hair, and huge boobs. It's just not fair! Seriously, her boobs cut off my airway the last time she gave me a hug.

Since my ramblings here are inane and boring, I shall end by saying Happy Birthday Richard. With how often we fought, I'm surprised you made it to see 20. Love you, dawg.