Top Ten Signs Your Family Reunion Proves That Your Family Is Crazy

10. Your uncle is incredibly proud of his personalized "Da Truk" license plates.

9. More than one person refuses to drink alcohol for fear of relapse.

8. Your uncle's male "friend" can't wait to play volleyball while he's "wasted".

7. The most fun contest throughout the day is to see who can jump into the pool and land on the inflatable shark without falling off.

6. Your family does not allow your grandmother to jump into the pool unless she either attempts to jump on the shark or go down the slide (P.S. She chose the slide.).

5. Your uncle proudly tells a story of how your three-year old cousin thought it was fun to headbutt him until he had a knot on his head. Later the same uncle asks if you know of a surgery that can fix damaged brains.

4. One cousin shows up in his car by himself, even though his license has been taken away because of 4 DWIs.

3. The coolest thing you see all day is your cousin's demented toe that was accidentally sliced with a chainsaw.

2. Your uncle insists on speaking like "Larry the Cable Guy" and continues to tell his jokes, all day long...

1. The thing that makes you laugh more than anything throughout the day is a story of your uncle accidentally flooding a Farm & Fleet while attempting to remove some piping that was supposed to be "dry".


So my family has a few issues. At least reunions are entertaining!